I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take get more info care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

Folks won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?